2005-01-08

Something good out of Tsunami: Prabhakaran Dead! (upd.20050116: MAYBE... MAYBE NOT!)

Villupilai Prabhakran
The inventor of modern suicide bombing, Villupilai PRABHAKARAN is reported dead by Sri Lanka Radio! This is the best news since that dreadful day 14 days ago. This butcher, who also perfected the "child soldiers" perfidy and cyanid capsules for his fighters, will be forever remembered for his assassination of Rajiv Gandhi in 1991.
Along with the head-butcher, his intelligence chief Pottu Amman is also missing, presumed dead. Of course, the LTTE, like all good stalinists, vehemently deny the news:

The LTTE, in a statement posted on its official Peace Secretariat website, slammed the Sri Lanka Broadcasting Corporation for carrying the reports, saying now was "not the time for gossip mongering and malicious propaganda".

"The LTTE and the Tamil people wish to strongly protest against this mischievous act of the Sri Lanka Broadcasting Corporation, stooping down to such low level of broadcasting news that (is) fabricated by interested parties,"


The rumour is also rife the GAM (the Aceh-terrorists) across the Bay of Bengal were also badly hit, so maybe this was His aim...

    UPDATE: There is SILENCE in the world media about this, and only a dementi from LTTE denies he's dead. So I leave this post as is and will see if my instinct was right...

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